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10 Reasons Why Women are Better than Men
1- Behind the Wheel
Everyone knows that women can’t parallel park and they never ask for directions, but there is more to the picture than just driving around in circles. A University study has shown that over 80% of fatal accidents over the period of last five years involved male drivers, partly because they are more aggressive.
2- Getting a Secret Out of Someone
Guys like to get the beef on the action as much as girls do, but as it turns out women are better at gossip. Not just that, as it turns out female spies are much more effective in getting suspects to confess and leak information. So the next time you are curious about when your brother is about to purpose, or what is your co-worker’s biggest secret. Just let them know he should send in a woman.
3- Handling Your Joint Finances
Women are notorious for spending money, but they are better at saving too. According to a report by the New York Times, when it comes on saving for the future, women are more level-headed than men. The reason for this is that women tend to weigh their options, while men act with their gut and are more probable to make hasty decisions. Let’s face it the majority of their rash decisions are related to us girlfriends, whom they seem to pour their money on.
4- Men Make More Money
Men, propelled by their willies and some prehistoric hunt-and-gather mindset, strive and crawl through their nasty little lives in an attempt to get on top of the pay scale, all the while losing hair and becoming a blob of fat. To add insult to injury, women live longer and spend their deceased lover’s life savings.
5- At the Racetrack
As it turns out, a study of more than 50,000 gamblers have comprehensively shown that women are better at making bets and getting bigger profits out of them. That’s because they are quick and aggressive about their bets. Guess someone wants to go buy shoes afterwards.
6- Women Are Better Looking
That’s a no brainer. Women’s bodies are like a work of art, they don’t have pen*ses; they’re prettier, softer, smell better and lovelier to behold. Explains why they spend so much time in the bathroom, the parlor, the shopping mall. The list goes on…
7- Women Have Breasts
Lols but Yeah, Everybody likes breasts No matter what shape or size; they are fun to look at and fun to touch. It sure beats the dangling pen*s by a juicy mango.
8- Women Have Periods
When an Erma visits, a woman automatically gets the license to yell at co-workers and eat ridiculous amounts of foods. The only difference is that when a man does it, he is just being rude.
9- Working the Room at a Cocktail Party
Women are better at striking up conversations as they remember faces, words and everyday events far better than men. They are also better in multi-tasking, as there is a shaft of nerves that combines to the brain called the Corpus Colossus which is thicker in women, that means women are better at multi-tasking.
10- Women Have a Hidden Agenda
Men just go head over heels in love. You know what I’m talking about; they just bow down to quickly: the pleading eyes and the sudden alertness in their underbellies. On the other hand, women can withhold some cards from the sexual table, which creates an air of mystery and uncertainty.
Top 10 Reasons Why People Update Their Facebook Status
10- New Movie Release
Since Facebook has such an intensive network, people like to share their views with their friends that get posted on their friends’ walls and further on. So, whenever there is a new movie, people update their status discussing their opinion about the same including if they liked it or not.
9- New album Release
Whenever a new song or album hits the market, it immediately becomes their status. It could be because they like it very much or on a second thought they would like to tell people that they keep themselves updated with all the new releases.
8- Event Notification
If you are hosting a party at your place or want to invite people for some other events you do not need to write invitations or call them. Just post it as your status on your wall and invite them. You can ask them to reply there itself. You can also create an event and post it on your wall.
7- Losing a Valuable
If you went to party last night or had one at your place and later you realize that you misplaced something or in other situation someone else forgot something precious. Gone are the days, when you need to pick up your phone book and dial every name that was present on the guest list. Just post it on your walls and you will surely receive a reply in no time.
6- Political Issues
Whenever there is a political issue out there in the society, Facebook is flooded with status updates. People start reasoning with each other on why they support or do not support that particular issue.
5- Special day
Whenever there is a special day like new years, or friendship day or republic day, everybody updates their status on their walls wishing and greeting each other. Some even update the history or significance of the day.
4- Games
Facebook has a plethora of games uploaded that are there to entertain the users. However, what bugs them is to advance in the game they need help of their friends. They send their requests over but when those do not get accepted, they update their status requesting them and telling them about their needs.
3- Whereabouts
Many people update their status to tell their friends about their whereabouts like if they are on a holiday or going out of town for a business meeting or conference, visiting their relatives, cousins etc. When they are on holiday they describe the place they visit along with their activities.
2- Getting Bored
This might seem or sound bizarre but many people update their status without any rhyme or reason. They do it just to kill time. They write small things or funny things to catch people’s attention and start a conversation.
1- Exciting Happenings
Facebook users update their status when something really good happens with them. It can be something like receiving their appointment letter to their new jobs or clearing their exams. It can be to share your happiness or another way to seek attention.
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